Monday, October 29, 2007

THE TOMK SHOW. EPISODE 3.

Episode 3.

Simply put, kids. What it is!?

In this episode -- I, TomK -- discuss proper storage of personal alcohol at parties, the horrible musician that is SouljaBoy, the 60's and 70's band t-shirts, and being bisexual.

Oh, no, it's not me -- I love the breasteses. I'm just answering a question:


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See you all next week, peoples.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Hey hey! What it is!?

This "Phenomenon" show is rediculous. -ly bad.

It's absolute crap. To the crappiest degree. If you believe it -- you are idiots. Earpieces = epic lie.

But if you watch episode 2 of the TOMK SHOW -- you are insanely awesome.

No Carmen Electra, though.

Just TomK. And Denzel. And Russel. And T.I.

Whatchu know about that?


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Hope you enjoy. Email questions to Tkreft1128@gmail.com under the subject name HEY TOMK.


Monday, October 15, 2007

THE TOMK SHOW. DEBUT.

Hey hey, what it is, everyone? Or should it be -- what is it?

It's the TOMK SHOW.

If you didn't hate the fact I'm on the internet already...now I'm telling stories and shit.

IN our first episode -- I set up future episodes, and tell a story discussing "THE KNOW."

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Funny story, actually. I came up with "THE KNOW" after such a thing happened. I'm at a party for my friends Kyle and Dan. The party is going crazy, a lot of younger people there, too -- but it' s out of my hands. I go on the back porch, and I see this girl in a skirt/dress thing. There's some little 5 foot whatever how many inches with a Volcom hat licking everywhere but the inside of this girls mouth. They notice me, I chuckle and go back inside. Sunday, the next morning, I'm at work and I see this girl with some other guy. Holding hands, walking through my department, ecetera. I have half the mind to destroy a relationship this morning but I pass on it. I can be evil, but I'm also getting Sunday pay and I get health care, too. I don't want to get fired because some 17 year old took a swing at me. So this girl and I lock eyes from about 10 feet away. The boyfriend is on the other end of the department looking at something. She looks, then double takes and looks horrified. I just give her a smug, "Hey, howya doin'?" and move on. She quickly gets back to the boy she's with. She knew that I knew that she's two-timing this guy. Oh well.

Be back next week. I'm aiming for Monday or Tuesday. It's how I kick it.